November 26, 2014 by S.J. Wolff Happy Turkey Day Poem May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ~Grandpa Jones AdvertisementShare this:TwitterFacebookPinterestTumblrRedditLike this:Like Loading...